People call with some crazy questions. Case in point.
Me: "Labor and delivery, may I help you?"
Crazy lady: "Yeah I just had sex with my boyfriend, and when I got up my water broke."
Me: "Ok why do you think your water broke?"
CL: "Because a bunch of fluid ran out of me."
Me: "Was it a big gush or more like a trickle?"
CL: "It was just a little bit."
Me: "Ok, was the fluid clear?"
CL: "No it was white, kind of thick and sticky."
Me: "Wait, you were having sex and when you got up some white sticky fluid ran out of your vagina?"
CL: "Yeah."
Me: "That's not your water breaking that was sperm."
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